it’s gonna be a puff piece today folks. A list of the stupid things my boyfriend and I argue about (for a fairly broad interpretation of the word ‘argue’)
- who has the superior showerhead
- the ambient temperature of the room (he prefers it cool, I prefer it warm enough that nudity is the only comfortable option)
- whether or not the items he is looking for are actually in his butt
- whether or not frozen burritos are edible
- the degree of terribleness that we suffer through when cleaning up cat barf (he thinks it is terrible and THE WORST, I think it’s terrible but not THE WORST)
- other things?
- I think?
- if he’s too picky about the condition of glassware he pours the beer in.